Nervous Dog T-Shirt – 'All My Systems Are Nervous' Graphic Tee
Nervous Dog T-Shirt – 'All My Systems Are Nervous' Graphic Tee
This lightweight cotton tee brings a quietly clever vibe to everyday wear. A simple, vintage-style line drawing of a nervous-looking dog sits beneath the hand-lettered phrase “All my systems are nervous,” giving the shirt a touch of dry humor and a relatable edge. The soft, smooth fabric drapes comfortably and the classic crew cut keeps the look clean and effortless. Wear it on slow mornings, around friends who get the joke, or layered under a jacket for casual outings — it feels like a wearable inside joke for anyone who leans into anxious honesty and gentle self-awareness.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, durable finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear
- DTG/DTF printing options for clear sleeve and neck details; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |