Sarcasm Defense Tee — "Sarcasm: The Body's Natural Defense Against Stupidity"
Sarcasm Defense Tee — "Sarcasm: The Body's Natural Defense Against Stupidity"
A roomy, confidently sarcastic tee built for everyday wear. This heavy cotton shirt carries a bold, chemistry-style “SArCaSm” print across the chest with the line “The body’s natural defense against stupidity” beneath it. It sits relaxed at the shoulders and holds its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape, while the smooth, medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff. Wear it when you want to make a dry, witty statement—at study sessions, casual meetups, or late-night debates—so your humor does the talking before you do.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep neckline sturdy and resistant to stretching
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp sleeve/label and front-panel artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |