Funny 'Shhh! I'm Hiding From Stupid People' T‑Shirt
Funny 'Shhh! I'm Hiding From Stupid People' T‑Shirt
A laid-back, slightly sardonic tee made for people who appreciate blunt humor and quietly dramatic exits. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar and sturdy, while the hand-drawn stick-figure and cheeky line — “Shhh! I’m hiding from stupid people!” — sit centered for an easy, readable statement. Wear it on slow mornings, at casual meetups, or when you need to telegraph ‘I need space’ without saying a word. The classic crew neck and relaxed silhouette layer smoothly under jackets or stand alone as your go-to comfortable top when you want to keep things low-key but unapologetically honest.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton knit (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular, no side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing (DTG + DTF) for crisp artwork on main print, sleeve, and inner label
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |