Mom Life T-Shirt — "I Have It All Together, I Just Forgot Where I Put It"
A playful, honest tee for the juggling parent who smiles through the chaos. This lightweight cotton shirt carries the tongue-in-cheek line, “I Have It All Together, I Just Forgot Where I Put It,” like a badge of real-life humor. It sits comfortably through school runs, grocery dashes, and quiet moments with coffee in hand. The soft, breathable fabric moves with you and keeps its shape after repeated wears — the kind of everyday top you reach for when you want to look put-together without pretending everything is perfectly in place. Wear it to playdates, weekend errands, or low-key family gatherings and let the shirt start conversations and commiseration among fellow parents.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed details including sleeve and neck labels for crisp, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |